Why Mother's are so special..

Do u know ????,

Why mother is so special:

When I came home in the rain,

Brother asked why didn't you take an umbrella.

Sister advised, Why didn't you wait till rain stopped.

Father angrily warned, only after getting cold, you will realize.

But Mother, while drying my hair, said, stupid rain! Couldn't

it wait, till my child came home?

That Is MOM !

Presence of Mind..

Once, a dog lost his way deep into the jungle.
He almost fainted to see a lion coming straight to him at a very near
distant.

"I will be dead today" , thought he.
There were some bones lying over there.
He turned his back towards lion and started pretending as if he is eating
those bones.
When lion was very close to him he cried out loudly "Wow, what a fun
eating a lion, by chance if I can get another one, it will be a treat ".
Lion thought "What a dangerous dog!!!!! He kills lions and eats it. Let me
run away from here and save my life ".

Now, there was a Monkey hiding on the tree there watching the entire show.
He thought "It's a good chance to tell the truth to the lion. Lion will
become my friend and I will not have to run saving my life from him ". He
just ran away to inform the entire episode to Lion.
The dog had seen him going and quickly understood the ploy.
Both lion and monkey were coming back to the dog and the lion was
furious.
When lion was very close to him he again cried out loudly " It has been
half an hour and yet that stupid monkey can't fetch another lion??!!!!". .

Morale: "It is by presence of mind in untried emergencies that the native
metal of man is tested."

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We are not rewarded for having a brain,

But for using it...

Can't Stop Laughing...

A college student needed a small two-hour course to fill his schedule 
and the only one available was wildlife Zoology. So he joined in and 
after one week of study, a test was held. The professor passed out 
a sheets of small paper where in each square was a carefully drawn 
picture of a bird's legs.
No bodies, no feet, just legs.
The test asked each student to identify the birds from their legs. 
Our student sat and stared at the test getting angrier every minute. 
Finally he stomped up to the front of the classroom and threw the 
test on the teacher's desk. "This is the worst test I have ever written."
The teacher looked up and said: "Young man, you have not filled in 
anything and you definitely have failed the test. 
Tell me, what's your name?"
The student pulled up his pant to the knee showing his legs and said,
"You tell me...?"

Nice Words

Jadoo ki jhappi... (hug)

There's something in a simple hug
That always warms the heart;
It welcomes us back home
And makes it easier to part.

A hug's a way to share the joy
and sad times we go through,
Or just a way for friends to say
They like you cause you're you.

Hugs are meant for anyone
For whom we really care,
From your grandma to your neighbor,
Or a cuddly teddy bear.

A hug is an amazing thing-
It's just the perfect way
To show the love we're feeling
But can't find the words to say.

It's funny how a little hug
Makes everyone feel good;
In every place and language,
It's always understood.

So Here's a BIG one for u :))